Heard at the Hamberlin's-February

Well February typically isn't my favorite month...it is usually cold and dull and boring but we actually got some warm weather and were able to go on a few walks!  It is so fun to see things from the prospective of these little men!  While I was annoyed that this 2 block walk took aver 30 minutes...the boys were so excited about the littlest things!  We stopped a million times to "get our breath back" or to pick up every single "pinecorn" and they loved it!  Here are a few of the other funny things that the boys had to say this month!

PAXTON
-Pax was mad at his dad because he wouldn't show him something and he said to Andy, "Show me that picture or I'm going to spank your bum so it turns purple!"
-The next night Paxton prayed, "Please bless that Jesus will come to our house and take all of the monsters to jail."
-The boys found some of Andy's old headlamps and were wearing them around the house one day.  Paxton was looking in my mouth and after a careful examination he exclaimed, "Oh no Mom something's missing."  I said, "Something's missing? What is it?"  Pax replied, " Mom, something's missing...you have no energy!"  Yep you've got that right buddy!
-Pax and I were laying in bed the other night reading books and Pax leaned over a rubbed my belly and said, "How's my sister doing in there?"  Umm...I'm pretty positive that's not happening anytime soon!
-Pax was playing soccer in the backyard with his cousins and he kept telling them, "that's not how they do it on my IPad!"
-Okay last one...another prayer comment!  After a very long day with all 3 boys Paxton prayed, "Thank you for Mom who like it when Tegan and I go to quiet time for a very long time when dad is at work"

TEGAN
-One morning Andy told Tegan to go find Paxton, Tegan's response, "No way he's too weird!"
-Lately I have spent a lot of time feeding Kyson and I will admit I have used it as an excuse a few times to get out of doing something that the boys want me to do.  The other night Tegan got out of bed and I put him back in bed to which he replied with his usual "lay by me."  I started to say, "I can't I've got to go feed..." and he interrupted me and with the sassiest tone he could muster said, "Mom, I no you not feed Kyson right now."  Oops looks like my excuse is getting old!
-Tegan has been waking up 5-6 times a night for random reasons and he usually has an excuse as to why he is awake in the middle of the night.  Some of those excuses have included: "Mom, Momma, Mommy (repeated about 10 times until I go in the room" and "I have a problem." or "I have an idea."  I have also heard "I need help I broke my_______" or my personal favorite from 3:30 in the morning the other day, "Pax hit me!" I though Pax was asleep but apparently he wasn't and he replied with, "Uh no I didn't."  His other favorite excuses are, "I need my blankies" (which he conveinently drops on the floor as I walk in the room!" or "I can't find Moo-Moo" (his stuffed cow...which I eventually found stuffed under his pillow!)